There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people find their walls. So never apologize for your enthusiasm. Never. Ever. Never.

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

We want to be the poets of our life - first of all in the smallest, most everyday matters

One good thing about Hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to.

I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you’ve never seen neurotics play softball, it’s really funny.
I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

Baltimore is a town where everyone thinks they’re normal, but they’re totally insane. In New York, they think they’re crazy, but they’re perfectly normal.

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

One swallow does not make a summer,
neither does one fine day;
similarly one day or brief time of happiness does not make a person entirely happy.

Never make a decision when you need to pee.

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.